Ham Party

Okay so this is a Ham Party, you've definitely been to one before, and if you haven't: welcome. Basically for the uninitiated, we make a huge Ham for Gel's birthday and eat it, usually with cheese between bread. Ham and cheese it what some cultures call it. For our vego friends out there, don't worry we've got you covered - roasted cauliflower has been our go to in recent years, but we might switch it up. Don't worry, we won't skimp on the vego options. While the star of the show is the ham, the cheese will, as usual, be our homemade liquid gold cheese sauce. For our GF friends we'll provide some options. After dinner, cake, singing birthday, but before dinner we will perform the ceremonial chanting of the ham. This is an expression of democracy, where everyone regardless of dietary restrictions, will chant in support of the ham. If you're ethically oppossed to the idea of chanting in support of a [tasty] dead animal, think of the joy it brought in it's life, and the honour we give it in death. How many pigs get a room full of people chanting in its honor? And this is just a [big] pig's hind leg . Once eating has concluded, we'll begin stage 2 of the night: party. Now you get why it's called HAM PARTY? Big reveal, I know. Drinking, hanging, singing, dancing, maybe a bit of CATAN. However it plays out, some of us will be up intil late in the eve I'm sure. So that's Ham Party. Got it?